-
What’s in the middle of it?”
“A scorpion.”
“Can I lick it?”
“Yes…”
“Cool! -
Where are they going this time?”
“Thailand.”
“No, they’re going to Bangkok. -
Bros before hoes.”
“Because women fuck thing up.”
“Then all shit breaks loose. -
Keep the sword sheathed.”
“Works in a lot of instances. -
This whole class is off topic.”
“It really is. I don’t know how we got through this fucking class. -
So he’s got the Riz around him…”
“The What?”
“The Riz! The Risen Christ.”
“I heard it one letter off. -
Did you not take Transgressions?”
“Twice! -
It’s always good when you have Jesus Christ wrapped around the body.
-
I had a dream about you.”
“Did you have a wet lezzie dream about me?”
“Yes.”
“Sweet! -
I’m not trying to get your attention just to stare at you.”
“I wouldn’t blame you if you did. -
I think God what to wipe Carroll County off the map.”
“Did you have a chat with God or something?”
“We’re not on speaking terms at the moment.”
“The Devil?”
“Him, yes. -
I met Bill Clinton and I can understand how someone can fall for him.”
“I don’t think so.”
“He’s very sexy.”
“I don’t think so.”
“He has very strong hands.”
“I don’t think so. -
If we leave crying, will you give extra credit?
-
I’m gonna be Robo Cop for the rest of class.
-
She’s gonna have brain damage.”
“It’s alright; he wouldn’t notice the difference.
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